The fug girls are now running a Friday competition where people can comment on photos in the poetic style chosen for that week. After giggling at the last couple of weeks, I submitted my own humble effort today, because frankly, the alternative is actually working on the new novella I've started writing.
So behold, a song in honour of Katy Perry's peach-prom-wreck dress at the MTV awards, in the style of another Perry:
Oh Holy Night, a la Perry Como:
Oh holy fug,
The light is shining brightly
Through the holes in Katy Perry's skirt.
Long may her stylist, in sin and error pining,
Be reviled, for horror such as this.
A thrill of shock. A weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious fug.
The light is shining brightly
Through the holes in Katy Perry's skirt.
Long may her stylist, in sin and error pining,
Be reviled, for horror such as this.
A thrill of shock. A weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious fug.
Fall on your knees
Oh witness new excesses
On MTV
In peach satin and tulle
Oh fug.
Oh holey fug.
Oh witness new excesses
On MTV
In peach satin and tulle
Oh fug.
Oh holey fug.
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